Capturing Men is Easy

Capturing men is so very easy because they are so predictable!  Oh.. Welcome to Captivity Hell! I’d ask what brought you here, but that would be a waste of time, because I already know why you are here. This is where the very hot women are and you are a man. Simple as that.

It isn’t difficult to understand at all! Oh, I know that you men think you aren’t being incredibly obvious when you are checking us out, but you are! As a matter of fact, you are so obvious that you make it very easy for us to always get our way and not just get our way, but capture you easily.

Capturing Men: A Pompous Man Tale

Once upon a time (but this isn’t a Fairy Tale) there was a man who thought he was above being tricked by a woman. He saw himself as incredibly intelligent and said brilliant things to his friends about his prowess with women. He told them how he was able to get any woman he set his sights on.

He said that when going to a club, he could be assured he would leave with not only the hottest girl in the place, but one who was going to be happy to fuck him. That’s how he always put it, she would be happy to fuck him. The guys stood around in awe, thrilled to learn from him, how to get what they want. And what was that? A hot woman to fuck!

The thing is though, this guy was just overconfident. He’d never met a true dominant female or even a sensually dominant cock tease. He was accustomed to finding women who were already drinking and there looking for a man as well. Being that he was decent looking, well they felt like they were getting him and he felt like he was getting them, so it was a win win.

He was just the kind of guy, and lets face it, you all are, who was in no way prepared to meet a real woman. A woman who was there to lure someone to her place for a naughty and maybe even a little intense but always amazing captivity fantasy session.

Women like us, know what we want and we are looking for that one specific thing. I’ll even tell you a few of our secrets here, because honestly it’s okay if you know! Want to know why?

Well because if you are the kind of man I think you are, the kind we love to capture, then you won’t believe that you could ever fall for any of this anyway or you’ll just decide I couldn’t possibly mean you. After all you are far superior in intellect and ability to control a situation. *giggle*

You Capture Yourselves

Okay here are some fun secrets for why you men are all so easy. I’ve already told you one reason! Your high opinions of yourselves! We know that you are overconfident and you are the ones we look for! It’s really much more fun to capture and toy with a man who was certain he was above being caught than to catch one who felt down and out and like he deserved it.

You see, the ones who are quiet and keep to themselves, who don’t posture and pose and act pretentious, they are the ones that never approach us and so they never even appear on our radar. We let them have their fun, find a nice girl or go home alone. But those of you we catch, well you just make it easy.

That’s the biggest secret of all, that we don’t have to really do anything. Your egos bring you over to us, putting yourselves directly in the path of what you think is a hot easy and completely safe to go home with girl. And that’s how we capture you! It’s so simple that it’s almost not even a fair game.

I mean, you wander over, buy us a drink or ten and are so busy trying to convince us that you are the man for we want that you don’t even realize how many of those drinks you consumed yourself. Or how many we pushed aside.

When announce to us that “Your new man has arrived” we are just smiling because we know that you are so right and without even trying we have found the latest in a string of guys who have no clue what or who they are messing with.

They say you shouldn’t tempt fate, so I’m giving you this warning, because I know you won’t listen to it. You are the types who say ‘then fate shouldn’t tempt me” and we’re counting on that to make it so easy to capture you.